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[goldtoxicity]

dude i know
one time i like lost my room key and david knew exactly where it was
like to the spot
and he was like okay well you need to clean up your side or youre not getting this back and i was like yeah fine whatever we're on the first floor ill just climb in through the window and then he was like okay well ill just tell dani where you stash your shitty beer and he held that over my head until dani left and he just knew all my secrets dude NOTHING was safe
which i mean okay at the time his powers meant he could know everything i know even if i wasnt consciously accessing it at the time but it was SCARY psychics are the WORST dude i tell you because also this one time ruth saw the future and she was all like hey josh can i hold your hand and then BITE IT so i dont die and dude she didn't even say it that way she said it in a riddle?????? like okay every power is a blessing blah blah but don't trust anyone who cant say 'hey dude can i bite you so i don't die' in a straightforward way like personal space ruth
yeah so thats how i know every lyric to every blink 182 song so if anyone tries to peep my thoughts they just get THIS IS OUR ANTHEM THROW ALL YOUR HANDS UP at max volume

[louds]

( THERE IS SO MUCH TO UNPACK HERE

but most importantly: )

psychics are not the worst. did dani find out about your shitty beer stash, in the end?

[goldtoxicity]

[ honestly at this point he's just rolling with it ]

nah
but only cause the school got blown up

[louds]

oh, yes. of course. because the school blew up.

what kind of life were you living before this?

( look, she's curious now. )

[goldtoxicity]

thats a loaded question
you know when a wrestler is probably gonna have a heelturn and you arent sure if theyre gonna commit to being the worst kinda heel or if theyre gonna turn around and be the new face
that kinda sums up my life
but like my life has way more spandex and leather as daywear

un: czerny (misfire)

[deadthing]

I like both but if I HAD to pick
wear the see through one

[louds]

does it match my eyes?

( she's pretty sure this one wasn't meant for her.... )

[deadthing]

[Noah tries to scroll back up to the photo to check and... it's not there. Because this isn't his conversation with Jamie. Oops.]

I bet it would but i'm sO SORRY BLUE D:

[louds]

( a kinder person would see his embarrassment and let this drop. blue is not that person. )

do you spend a lot of time talking about see through things?

[deadthing]

[Just let him die, Blue.]

Not to most people

[louds]

careful noah, you'll make a girl feel special.

( this is the greatest thing to happen, ever. )

[deadthing]

You are special
For totally different reasons
Can we please forget I ever said that?

[louds]

unfortunately i have an excellent memory.
if it helps, i think the phones are doing something weird. mine wasn't this revealing, though.

[deadthing]

Yeah they are and it's not the first time :/
Maybe next time you'll send me something embarrassing and we'll be even

[louds]

i have never had a single thought about wrestling, actually.
but i kind of know what you mean.

is that...a kink thing?

[louds]

maybe i will just never text anyone anything embarrassing, and then we'll never be even.
i don't think i'm going to be doing a lot of chatting about lingerie.

[goldtoxicity]

oh you're totally missing out

nah
i mean things can get kinky but nah
it's a mutant thing
mutants are complicated but what you need to know it's we're badass

[deadthing]

I didn't think I would either
So
you never know...

[louds]

I don't really talk about any of...all that, as a rule.

( wait why is she the embarrassed one now.. )

[deadthing]

I know

[He remembers being her first kiss.]

You may have to talk about... some stuff though
to someone
Because of you know what

[Trying to avoid outright mentioning the quota.....]

[louds]

Little bit too much machoism for my liking.

Oh, I see. Like costumes?
Sounds like a superhero things. Why are mutants badass?

[louds]

Right. I hadn't given it much thought.

( which is to say, it's almost exclusively what she's been thinking about. )

I'm going to take a guess and assume there isn't much wiggle room with that, is there.

[deadthing]

Not really no

I mean there's a little, like for what counts
It doesn't have to be all the way
But if you don't do something 3 times a month they'll make you

I don't want that to happen to you

[louds]

Can we go back to the part where I was making fun of you?

I don't even know where to start, with all of that, and now I've got a month.
I mean no pressure, right?

[deadthing]

When I first got here I didn't even know if I would be solid enough
if that makes you feel any better