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text, UN ELIXIR
one time i like lost my room key and david knew exactly where it was
like to the spot
and he was like okay well you need to clean up your side or youre not getting this back and i was like yeah fine whatever we're on the first floor ill just climb in through the window and then he was like okay well ill just tell dani where you stash your shitty beer and he held that over my head until dani left and he just knew all my secrets dude NOTHING was safe
which i mean okay at the time his powers meant he could know everything i know even if i wasnt consciously accessing it at the time but it was SCARY psychics are the WORST dude i tell you because also this one time ruth saw the future and she was all like hey josh can i hold your hand and then BITE IT so i dont die and dude she didn't even say it that way she said it in a riddle?????? like okay every power is a blessing blah blah but don't trust anyone who cant say 'hey dude can i bite you so i don't die' in a straightforward way like personal space ruth
yeah so thats how i know every lyric to every blink 182 song so if anyone tries to peep my thoughts they just get THIS IS OUR ANTHEM THROW ALL YOUR HANDS UP at max volume
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but most importantly: )
psychics are not the worst. did dani find out about your shitty beer stash, in the end?
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nah
but only cause the school got blown up
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what kind of life were you living before this?
( look, she's curious now. )
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you know when a wrestler is probably gonna have a heelturn and you arent sure if theyre gonna commit to being the worst kinda heel or if theyre gonna turn around and be the new face
that kinda sums up my life
but like my life has way more spandex and leather as daywear
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but i kind of know what you mean.
is that...a kink thing?
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nah
i mean things can get kinky but nah
it's a mutant thing
mutants are complicated but what you need to know it's we're badass
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Oh, I see. Like costumes?
Sounds like a superhero things. Why are mutants badass?
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id get you a link to the best but i dont know if nonsexy wrestling exists here and we just met so itd be weird to send you like wrestling themed porn
were super and sometimes were heroes so that fits
and dude itd take all day to tell you all the reasons but like ive survived three different extinction events and im still standing
were like cockroaches