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[louds]

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[rowd]

no idea how long the damn elevators take, so my eta is ??
i don't need it

[louds]

That's fine, I'll be around for a bit. Half my work was in the down, I've got a lot of free time.
The offer is there anyway.

[rowd]

what did you do?

[louds]

There's an arcade I work at. A cinema too, but I haven't really been taking shifts there as much.

[rowd]

and that's half?

[louds]

Roughly. I like keeping busy.

[rowd]

a lot to keep track of
especially on top of your miniature unicorn named nailgun

[louds]

It's not that hard, I've always worked a lot.
Do you really have a problem with unicorns? He's very small, he won't hurt you.

[rowd]

no
i just felt like starting shit

[louds]

Well, I'm not a cop.

[rowd]

you lied?
i'm hurt

[louds]

I know, it's a betrayal. I don't even have a gun in the apartment.

[rowd]

but you're inviting over complete strangers
i could be a serial killer you know

[louds]

If you were actually going to try and kill me I don't think you'd warn first. Besides, if you wanted to try that would be your problem to deal with.

[rowd]

true

[louds]

That said I'd appreciate it if you didn't try to murder me. Or Henry.

[rowd]

it sounds like a lot of effort
i just want to dry off my shit

[louds]

You can have a shower if you're feeling really wild.

[rowd]

and use all that clean water?
i might have to work hard to earn it ;)

[louds]

You can scrub the floors while you're waiting for your clothes to dry. Is that what you have in mind?

[rowd]

scrubbing floors is perfect for using the skills i've worked hard to hone over the years

[louds]

What are those, exactly?

[rowd]

that's a good question

[louds]

One that's not getting an answer?

[rowd]

i'm a professional janitor