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[louds]

I need you to know that this is an incredibly alarming message to et without context.
Are you okay? What happened?

[rowd]

no
had an unexpected visit with fucking satan

[louds]

Satan??????

[rowd]

satan
a fallen angel
my uncle

[louds]

( was anyone going to tell blue that sam was related to satan or was she supposed to find that out in his property damage apology for herself? )

I can't tell if you're exaggerating or not? What happened exactly.

[rowd]

he showed up with lingerie
i told him to fuck off
he thought that was hilarious
i stabbed him in the eye
he threw me onto the couch to start gabbing about family reunion bullshit

[louds]

Satan showed up at the apartment with lingerie and you fought.

Did you hit your head?

[rowd]

i wish

[louds]

Did you get hurt?

[rowd]

no
nothing that hasn't already healed up

[louds]

Okay, that's good.
Um, lock the door if you haven't already I guess? I'm coming back.

[rowd]

a locked door wouldn't keep him out but okay
sorry

[louds]

It's okay just, you know. Be careful. If there's some satan freak going around attacking people that's pretty concerning.

[rowd]

i'm not lying
i stabbed him in the goddamn eye
he laughed
didn't even bleed

[louds]

I believe you. Do you think he's going to come back?

[rowd]

maybe?

( god. fuck. he hadn't even gotten that far. the asshole seemed awfully amused at sam's--existence, his fucked up life, the shitty deformities life stuck him with. )

i'll leave

[louds]

Please don't.

[rowd]

he only gives a shit because he thinks my existence is hilarious
if i'm not around, he won't come back to your place

[louds]

If you ditch I'm going to come looking for you, and I really don't want to do that in this weather.

[rowd]

fine

[louds]

Thank you, I'm on my way. Is Henry around?

[rowd]

no

( good thing, too.

he'd have hated for henry to get involved in that mess. )

[louds]

Did any of his stuff get caught in the crossfire?

[rowd]

i don't think so
but tbh i kinda blacked out for a minute
the couch, the lamp next to the couch, and the sword
that's it

[louds]

( oh no, she liked that lamp. )

Okay, I'm five minutes away. Don't attack me when I come in or anything like that, I'm not Satan.